Dynasty Warriors 7 Review
Remain indoors.
I love the Warriors games. You sort of have to love them to even stomach them, I suppose. I usually check in at IGN with each new iteration that drops. I’ve been on that merry-go-round enough to know before hand what I’m about to read: that the gameplay is “stale.” Even their reviews of the stale gameplay are now stale, as if the game is so stagnant that waves of stasis are radiated from the console, hitting all employees in a twenty foot cube, save versus death for half-retardation. I wonder if they don’t just copy and paste large chunks of criticism from one year to the next. Now to be fair, they have a point: the gameplay evolves only marginally from one year to the next–but at this point its like saying that Madden is stale because every year the game features throwing and passing of a football. Slicing through hordes of underlings to mow down an enemy officer before he can get out his “let’s do this” phrase is not a professional sport but it probably should be. Read more »
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CAMY is a former analyst for Rockstar. His credits include Red Dead Redemption, GTA IV PC edition and several unannounced titles. He reviews games from the clouds.
KEEF is an expert player who puts entertainment first. Madly in love with Bayonetta. He reviews games from the trenches.
